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Florida Friday – One Day Late

I’m a day late, but I needed inspiration.

I got it in the form of the online version of my local newspaper.  Florida has some of the most entertaining people of anywhere I’ve lived.  While not exactly something I LOVE about Florida, I do sometimes laugh out loud when I read these headlines about my city and state.  From today’s news:

  • Man does drive-by with Roundup Weed Killer (apparently his neighbor made him angry, so he offed the guy’s lawn.)
  • Man accidentally shoots himself  in the face (while I don’t find this funny, it does make me shake my head and sigh.)
  • And finally… I kid you not… Man says cocaine in his buttocks is not his.  (I have nothing to say to that.)

God bless Florida.

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