I’m a day late, but I needed inspiration.
I got it in the form of the online version of my local newspaper. Florida has some of the most entertaining people of anywhere I’ve lived. While not exactly something I LOVE about Florida, I do sometimes laugh out loud when I read these headlines about my city and state. From today’s news:
- Man does drive-by with Roundup Weed Killer (apparently his neighbor made him angry, so he offed the guy’s lawn.)
- Man accidentally shoots himself in the face (while I don’t find this funny, it does make me shake my head and sigh.)
- And finally… I kid you not… Man says cocaine in his buttocks is not his. (I have nothing to say to that.)
God bless Florida.